Duff you missed a really memorable ride.
We had Wolfie, Luke out, Bomber and myself
We happened by a courting couple and we certainly knew what they were doing as there were clothes spread all over the trail with a naked man on top of his lady friend, legs akimbo (good mornings were exchanged as we rode over their clothes).
Then I narrowly missed a squirrel only to have his mate spin right round my front tyre hamster stylie then he landed on my left foot, sat there for two pedal revolutions then jumped off.
Wolfie then spotted a woodpecker hole up by the wooden snake. We were then treated to a rendition of I poked my finger in a woodpecker hole with Bomber coming in after four bars.
Then we spotted some campers in the woods in the Deer enclosure, yep you guessed it their all had chain mail on and after Bomber enquired, are you a Saxon, it was established that they were Saxons (vikings next week though).
After restraining Bomber from absconding to stand guard for them and get involved in some sort of reenactment we pressed on.
We got back without further incident and dog muck free (I think we scooped it all up last week).
What a laugh we had